Thursday, May 25, 2006

Just a thought

Brad Pitt declined to attend the Cannes Film Festival to promote his new movie "Babel" and remains in Namibia with Angelina Jolie. He cited the imminent birth of their first child together as good enough reason to stay behind and act like a father.

Compare this with Tom Cruise's pathetic bid for attention (not to mention a hit movie...FOR A CHANGE!) by leaving his extremely pregnant captive human incubator--er--fiancee, Katie Holmes, in order to plug "Mission Impossible 3" on another continent. Yeah, yeah...he made it back for the spawning, but the damage has been done, you monkey-spanking freak.

Not that it matters. I don't give either couple a snowball's chance in Hell of lasting another year or two (at the most), but I thought the contrast was worthy of a remark. Trust me on this. Jolie, who's playing the role of the man in this coupling, will give Pitt the heave-ho once she's finished draining him of his man-juice OR until she delivers her next child in a hut near the Arctic Circle while being midwifed by kindly Harp Seals. Katie Holmes will take a powder as soon as her drugs wear off and she can chew through the restraints.

You heard it here first.

89 Comments:

Blogger mama_tulip said...

I love it when you're snarky.

2:30 PM  
Blogger Arabella said...

I do, too.

This is the best commentary on these two couples that I've seen. And I've seen a LOT.

2:32 PM  
Blogger Mignon said...

Tom Cruise only has one front tooth. And now that I hate him, Brad Pitt should just quit being so damn hot.

Do you think it will be a national holiday, the day Katie leaves Tom? I will celebrate by jumping on my couch and yelling stuff at Oprah.

2:53 PM  
Blogger Mom101 said...

Oh this is so funny. and astute! I hadn't even thought about the whole Brad v Tom thing this way until now but you nailed it.

4:25 PM  
Blogger Virenda said...

LOL. Love it gf. Yeah I'm with ya on the Jolie kicking Pitt to the curb and soon.

5:49 PM  
Anonymous LetterB said...

Mmmmm, brad pitt man-juice...

6:48 PM  
Blogger Nilbo said...

Meanwhile, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are crouched down somewhere saying "Thank GOD some other assholes stepped in to draw the fire."

You aare so brilliant when you snark about celebrities ...

7:23 PM  
Anonymous lildb said...

amen. *fans self in order to cool off from jumping around in praise of what wordgirl has preached*

8:28 PM  
Anonymous sarcastic journalist said...

I love it. Also? WHY THE HELL DID SHE CHOOSE AFRICA? Why isn't anyone saying "Africa? You're having a baby in AFRICA?"

8:49 PM  
Blogger Gina said...

It's not like I read the tabloids or anything, nope.

But a friend of a friend told me that TomKat is pretty much already over, especially since he was so shitty about letting her parents see their grandbaby.

Back to my copy of The Brothers Karamazov I go...

9:50 PM  
Anonymous Irene said...

HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

11:17 PM  
Anonymous V-Grrrl said...

Soon Wordgirl will be freelancing for The Superficicial.

I too think Angelina Jolie is going to leave Brad without a rickshaw on a road in some third-world country. (Remember when she wore Billy Bob's blood in a vial around her neck? She may be in Africa to learn voodoo people!)

Jen Aniston and her best friend Courtney Cox are going to park on an orange velvet sofa and laugh their cute little asses off when they hear about it.

Is that a bad faux tan Brad or did you pick up Hep C somewhere?

1:35 AM  
Blogger Rude Cactus said...

Ahhh, compare and contrast. Interesting. You make a good point there. Tom's such an idiot.

6:53 AM  
Blogger DebbieDoesLife said...

Totally on target here, Wordgirl!! Especially with the Angelina Jolie is the man here. I never thought about it that way but you are right! You must be clairvoyant. Or just brilliant.

7:06 AM  
Blogger Marcie said...

You are good with the snark. I agree with you, Angelina is in full control and Brad is her man-servant. Brad just seems to morph into whatever woman he his with at the time.
Katie will have to get some anti-depressants on the down low just to be able to live with Tom.

7:20 AM  
Anonymous emma kaufmann said...

I worry about Katie, because even when she does finally realize Tom's nuttier than squirrel shit, I don't hold out much hope that she'll be able to escape. He's probably implanted an electronic tracking device under her skin so he can find if she ever tries to leave.

7:40 AM  
Anonymous TB said...

Haaaaaahaahahahaha! And, agreed.
Don't forget to bring the snark for our trip next week.

7:56 AM  
Blogger Annie, The Evil Queen said...

If these people lived in your neighborhood you'd avoid them like the plague. Yet, because they make movies we all have to suffer through their weirdness.

9:03 AM  
Anonymous mothergoosemouse said...

(nodding in agreement)

9:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ sarcastic journalist: WHY NOT AFRICA ?????

10:34 AM  
Anonymous Motherhood Uncensored said...

This is pure and utter beauty. Thank you.

11:32 AM  
Blogger Tink said...

"human incubator" Ahahaha! That's great...

Did anybody else hear the rumor that MI3 is suing Tom Cruise because his "antics" have lowered the projected movie sales?

1:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mom of a Beautiful (Adopted) Ethiopian baby said:

What are Maddox and Zahara, creamed spinach? This baby is their *third*.

1:41 PM  
Blogger wordgirl said...

Anonymous-

No...they're not creamed spinach nor any other type of vegetable. I believe my post was about the impending birth of their first biological child together. Pitt adopted those kids AFTER he hooked up with Angelina. They didn't adopt Maddox and Zahara as a couple and their presence in Namibia has absolutely nothing to do with the two adopted children. It has everything to do with Jolie's desire to give Maddox and Zahara a sibling who similarly a "citizen of the world"...so to speak.

Cruise's kids are adopted too, and the son, I believe, is bi-racial. Where's the outrage over the fact that I didn't mention them??

3:37 PM  
Blogger aka Brandi said...

Nice. Love the mental image of the Pitt man-juice. And Tom. Ewwww.

6:23 PM  
Blogger Dawn said...

Hey. I'd rather stare at Brad as I think mean, castrating thoughts during birth.

7:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What basis do you have for your suspicion that Angelina is gonna leave Brad? Remember it was Billy Bob who dumped/cheated on her.

But you obviously have this image of her in your head as a tough, crazy, sex maniac, when it reality she is very needy. She had "daddy issues" from when her father abandoned her. And considering that, i doubt she'd want her children to go through the same thing.

Plus she recently stated in an interview that she and Brad planned to adopt more in the future, so she's obviously planning on being with him long term.

8:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Personally, I have always thought Jen Aniston was a vapid bitch, that hooked up with Brad to further her own "big screen" potential.

9:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully, Angelina will leave Brad. He has cheated on all of his girlfriends and his wife. Now that he is in love with Angelina I hope she cheats on him so he knows how it feels. It seems once Brad is tired of his woman he jumps into another relationship. Another thought, just because they are good looking doesn't mean their child will be! As for Tomkate, I feel sorry for Kate. She is young and doesn't realize how controling Tom is. He is EVIL!!!

9:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought Angelina would never date a married man? She took away Brad and from Jen. Hopefully, someone else doesn't take him away from her.

9:06 PM  
Blogger slavemom said...

This is better than the tabloids.

9:10 PM  
Blogger slavemom said...

This is better than the tabloids.

9:10 PM  
Blogger slavemom said...

oops!! New and posted twice. Sorry!!

9:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I ABSOLUTELU AGREE with every word you said. Tom needs to grow up, get over his inferiority complex that has the better of him, and act like a loving and doting father which Brad Pitt does have one up on him. But Brad Pitt LOST his prominent stance when he committed adultry and shacked up with Angelina Jolie. Hope he has enough moeny stashed back for the support of his children. She will break that man. Katie I hope you return to yourself and SOON because honey Tom Cruise AIN"T all that and you don't need to be overuled by someone like him.

Julie

9:25 PM  
Blogger MizAlucard said...

I am really stoked, with AXL return and Bradgelina baby on the same day...Whooo, Whoooooo!

9:47 PM  
Anonymous Diane said...

Here's my little contribution, Tom-wise...........

First I saw Tom maniacally jumping on Oprah's couch. Then I saw his creepy, delusional self- righteousness with Matt Lauer and it suddenly dawned on me: Tom's a Bipolar dude off his meds. Since then, my theory is further supported by references in the press to his state of perpetual motion, and to his love of doing his own adrenaline-hit stunts to the point of injuring himself. Then there's the inappropriate pawing and smooching in public (OK, I know it's Hollywood). And, of course, jetting around to do movie promo while his "fiance" and - EXCUSE ME - newborn baby! are back at home. It was hilarious how he proudly announced that Katie told him, "Go!Go!". Translation: "I beg you, get the hell outa here, you're driving me friggin NUTS and my jaw's gonna split from this smile of misery!"

Anyway, guess it took him a few years to finally take the Scientology plunge on that one last little detail: The Drug Policy.

As for Brad...so sorry girls, for me he's just too dee-lish to hate.

9:51 PM  
Blogger Immortal Spirit said...

OMG! And I though my life was sad......

10:13 PM  
Anonymous TexasToo said...

ahhh... hahahaha!!! Thanks TXwordgirl. Hilarious!

11:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the power couple....Brangelina.

11:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the first time I've posted a
comment anywhere. It's 3:00 in the
morning and I was just checking my mail. Words fail me. You ladies are sick. You have nothing else to do but compose nasty comments about celebrities? Get a life.

12:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG I am dying laughing! TY for the post. I don't care I love Jennifer. Angie doesn't even compare. And the "I'd never sleep with a married man" well we can all do the math now and guess what you lying whore!
I await the day that Angie dumps Brad and he cries his eyes out and his hair dye runs all over his sandals and then he gets handed his child support papers.
What a moron.
And Tom, heck MI3 should sue him. I wouldn't see anything with it in him. I am a Mom and if you are going to talk about post pardum (sp? sorry it's late) depression, go get yourself a vagina and then we'll chat. Until then, shut the hell up Cruise.
TY again for the post. Well put.

12:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just my random rants:

It's actually HIS first and her thirdm child, Brad Pitt has not yet adopted Angelina's two kids, they just changed their names to Jolie-Pitt (how freakin PC is THAT??).

I don't know how much Angelina wants to chat about it but she actually adopted Maddox with Billy Bob and he was shitty enough to say in an interview that he sees him when time permits or something lame like that.

This poor new baby's got one mouthful of a name. Why don't any of the stars just give their kids a normal name? Suri, Apple, CoCo. How cute will that shit be if these girls are 40 and trying to get a boardroom full of people to take them serious.

In my opinion, Brangelina is trying to gloss over all their issues and put on this whole happy family routine. The fact is you can call these kids whatever you want, he still has not adopted them, he's still a cheating SOB and she's a woman who slept with a married man. I think it's pretty sad that this is the example that she sets for her children: Sleep with a married man, get pregnant, after he leaves his wife act like there's nothing wrong with that, change your children's names to some PC hyphenated version of his and have them call him Daddy all before any kind of legal commitment is made. What if he just up and does to Angelina what he did to Jen?

The only thing worse than these two cheating freaks is Tori Spelling and her new husband. Now those two really deserve each other :)

12:30 AM  
Blogger cuteesmilez said...

first off, let me say that there were more than a few things that bothered me about your post. You can read mine or delete as you choose.. it doesn't matter to me. This is the only time I've been to your blog and I won't be returning. I have no problems with stating who I am myself and don't mind making my thoughts known when I see something that I have an opinion about!

I have to say that I agree with Anonymous who said..
Personally, I have always thought Jen Aniston was a vapid bitch, that hooked up with Brad to further her own "big screen" potential

I've never been able to stand Jennifer Aniston's insipid, "poor lil me" act! She feeds off of the attention as much as Tom Cruise! She puts on that "try to look SADLY like I'm enjoying it" kind of act, so she can have people feel sorry for her and keep her in the spotlight. AND she's not much of an actress in my opinion either!

As for Angelina Jolie, I'm a huge fan! Smart as a whip! funny! and world conscious! I've watched her for years now, and she gets better as each one passes by. I compare her to an early Princess Di or Mother Theresa! An angel in the making! She's spotlighting a lot of problems in this world and doing something about making ppl be more world conscious. I applaud her for every step she takes in that direction!

Sure she has a lot of unusual behaviors that we've all seen and read about. After all..the press usually points out the strange long before they do the good in someone. But that doesn't mean she isn't right on the money when it comes to how she feels about life, kids and family! And that doesn't even scratch the surface about her views on making the world better for everyone!

If you've ever taken the time to watch her interviews, you would know that she grew up with so much angst that she wouldn't even begin putting any of her kids through the same thing if she can keep it from happening. And she doesn't want other kids elsewhere in the world to have to go through it either.

Angelina's the kind of person who will try and keep her family together as a family and not let them be brought up dysfunctional and corrupted. Her life with Billy Bob may not have been the typical kind of husband/wife relationship, but she worked at it until he was messing around.

I'm sure she has found something more in Brad than Jen would have ever realized. Brad is now living a life that is full and meaningful and loving it. He seems very at peace with how his life is being led now, and I think Jen would have taken forever to make a life with him be as meaningful.

You see if things were turned around where ..
a woman married a man with all of the things going for him that Angelina has going for her..
and..
she stepped up to the plate to learn more and become as knowledgeable as Brad has done with Angelina..
Everyone would think that she was smart and improving herself to become a better person! After all..Look how much he's brought to her life!
but..
because it's a man learning and doing things for the future that are so like his woman..
that means she's wearing the pants!!

How ignorant not to realize that in this day and age ..everyone has the opportunity to learn and grow in their lives and whether or not a male inspires a female..or a female inspires a male.. the fact is.. IF you can become better by being inspired by anyone, then you should do what you can to make life better for you and those around you!

I think Brad and Angelina are very compatible and are going to be even better parents as they go along. They both have a wonderful start already! And as far as them splitting up because she wears the pants.. "that one had me shaking my head at your ignorance!!"..

Both of them share a lot of give and take in the relationship. And both have a lot of good things that they bring to the relationship to make it work for them! She doesn't lead him around like he has a collar around his neck! Brad is still very much himself and not "Mr. Angelina"!

You must not have any strong minded women in your life, because if you did you would know not only men can be strong in mind and spirit. I never have understood Why it is that people always generalize a strong woman as a "bi***" and strong men as "leadership potential"! I really am offended by your attitude toward strong women.

I take my hat off to both Brad and Angelina and hope that they have a wonderful, long lasting relationship that's rewarding and full of good memories for them and their children.

And as for WHY AFRICA! ..WHY NOT AFRICA! As a world traveler many times, both me and my children have experienced some beautiful places (yes, even in Africa!). Africa is a huge place and has a lot to offer someone who is trying to stay centered and have a peaceful birthing without all the media butting in.

It's not all backwater and problematic like people who only show their ignorance think of it as. And a lot of the ppl that I have met while there were the most nice, generous (spiritually and hospitality-wise) and thoughtful ppl you could hope to meet.

I've served in the military, as have a number of my family and 2 of my children..(who have just returned from Iraq and also Afghanistan) and not one of us have regrets about living in other countries or being born there! (Our family has had a number of children born overseas!)

There's not a darn thing wrong with having kids somewhere besides the USA. Although there are places you would want to keep away from while birthing..there are a lot of great hospitals and midwifes around the world where it is safe and even nice to have a baby.

If you read up about birthing in the USA..you would realize that for a country of our stature..we have one of the worst mortality rates for new births per capita.. even more so than some of the third world countries.

I worry about your ignornace here in your post word-girl. This is the first and last post of yours I'll deal with. Snarky or not.. you need to take time to read up a lil on the world and what's happening in it.

Or better yet, if you can spare the time and funds...visit some countries or at least talk to ppl around the world (even online if you'd like!) and see how things are through their view. Don't base everything on something you obviously know little about.

Not everything is like you seem to make it! Some countries actually have running water! Is that news to you? Make a conscious decision to improve yourself instead of putting down those that are trying to make a difference in the world.

As for Kate and Tom.. he's about as full of crap as they come. As a fellow home town girl of Katie, I can only hope she and her lil one come out of that relationship with half their minds intact. I wouldn't stand in her shoes with such a nincompoop any day of my life!

12:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh me good.that is better than the tabloids. laugh.I heard Tom is gay and Kate is with him for publicity.That what I heard.
Brad is hot. Ihave to admitt, seems like Jolie is wearing the pants. laugh

12:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Draining him of his man juice." You must be a Harvard grad.

1:03 AM  
Blogger Jozet said...

BAH!!!!!!

Did you know that I, too, am having Brad Pitt's baby?

Signed,

Britney

1:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Re your acerbic comments against Tom:
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks ยท O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain! ..." - Shakespeare

2:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for saying it so well.

5:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

B S

ALL DAD'S ARE G R E A T

PUT THAT IN YOUR CHEESY

ARTICLE

5:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

V-Grrrl said...
She may be in Africa to learn voodoo people!)

Nah..she already is a practitioner(?) of the black arts..how do you think she nabbed DaPitz? ;-)

5:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To Cutesmilez

First off, let me say I did not read all of your post. I just want to address some of the things in the first part. (whew)

I think the fact that you are an Angelina Jolie fan as an actress has dimmed your view of her as a person.

Yes, she is doing a lot of good. Yes, it matters. But it is also quite annoying for her to be compared to certain people like Princess Di Or FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, Mother Theresa. Huh? Yes, Mother Theresa broke up many marriages and slept with almost ALL her leading men. This is by Angelina's own admission.

She is trying to be a modern day Audrey Hepburn, right down to the eyelines. Well, here's a newsflash. Angelina may be pretty, but she is no Audrey. Audrey has more class in her little pinky than Angelina will ever have. Angelina cleans up well, but all that does not channe who she inherantly is: A homewrecker (Brad is just as guilty) and a woman with a serious history of unstable and flighty relationships.

Unusual behaviours? Please! Cheating, sleeping around, and having your lover "adopt" your children are not "unusual" behaviours: They are the behaviours of a woman who is insecure in herself and feels the need to sleep around, claiming each on as her soul mate. Blech!

Yes, she grewp up with "angst" as you put it, and says she would never do that, but the fact is, sha HAS done that. As a matter of fact, her whole relationship history smacks of someone from tht background. The difference is that she is a grown woman now and should know better.

I do believe you when you say she will try and keep her family together; of course she will. She knows what kind of a woman she is ad she knows what kind of a man Brad Pitt is, and she better watch her back and HE better watch his!

I used to really like the both as actors and I can't stand either one of them. Because they are famous and beautiful people excuse their harmful behaviours. It's sickening. Because they have children it's ok.... No! It's NOT ok! It's worse! Look at the example they are setting.

As far as Jennifer Aniston is concerned, you have made assumptions about why she married Brad. Have you ever thought that she loved him, that she still does?

How can you be so hard on Jennifer Aniston, who has doen nothing wring, yet you defend BRAD and ANGELINA, the two who have broken up a marriage and started this family out of wedlock. This is acceptable, yet there is something wrong with Jennifer???

Take off the infidelity-colored glasses and see what's going in here:

Two cheaters are being praised for bad behaviour because they are hot.

That's sad.

6:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sad thing is that we care so much about other people and love pointing out their down points. The even sadder thing is that we only pay attention to this because theyre celebrities. Think about how often this happens in real life. Our family our neighbors, our friends....how many of them has it happened to. Would you say all of the horible things you said about them too. Only because its someone you dont know can you have the balls to criticize them and their choices, poor or good. Maybe we should take the plank out of our own eye before we look for the splinter in someone elses.

6:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey cuteesmilez,

You've got to be kidding, right?

First of all, you have waaaaaay to much time on your hands (check your meds, dear, I think you may have missed a dose or three....)

Secondly, how DARE you compare Angelina to Mother Theresa, who is a saint and was a selfless, humble, incredibly compassionate and tireless caregiver to the dregs of humanity, who willingly lived among the poorest of the poor and rescued the unwanted from the rat-infested garbage dumps and filthy gutters of Calcutta -- places that Angelina and Brad wouldn't go near even for a great Photo Op!

Angelina is a slut, a whore, and an adulteress homebreaker, who has openly carried on both hetero and lesbian affairs in public and in front of her own children. And what was with her first adoption? Why didn't she get pregnant when she was actually IN wedlock? Too vain perhaps? My friends have adopted and given birth to their children, once adopting while pregnant! Why did she opt out of pregnancy when she was married to Billy Bob (who I admit IS scary beyond all reason) but instead get pregnant by her flaky, cheating boyfriend? Trying to trap Brad into leaving his wife and marrying her???

The only positive thing I see in this relationship is that she didn't abort her bastard child that she conceived with Brad (no offence to the child, just a reflection on their state of wedlock, which Angelina couldn't care less about despite her protestations. As they say, actions speak louder than words....)

So Angelina is a lying whore and Brad is a lying adulterer. Why the hell is the Media promoting them as the "ideal" couple? I hope they stay in Africa, join a local tribe, and stay the hell away from "prying cameras" that document their every friggin' move and shove it down our throats as we stand in line at the grocery checkout counter. As "annie" aptly pointed out, if they lived in our neighborhood and were not famous, we'd be keeping our kids the hell away from their house, avoid them like the plague, and hope their weirdness didn't bring down our property values.

Okay, I'll admit it. I too have waaaaay to much time on my hands and I am off my meds. But the men in white coats are coming soon to take away my laptop (not allowed in the padded cells anymore cause it's too hard to type with my straight jacket on -- Darny darn darn darn!!), but I'll say just one more thing---

Can ANYONE tell me why the heck Brad Pitt is considered "hot?" I don't get it! Angelina is superficially beautiful (when she has her hair and makeup professionally done), but Brad??? He just looks average to me. Nothing special. I'm a Gen X'er, so it's not an age thing, but I can think of HUNDREDS of men who are much more attractive than Brad Pitt. I think it's some sort of mass hypnosis that Scientologists are using on the public -- oops, I'm confusing him with Tom Cruise now (another mystery in the "hot" department. He's just short and goofy and lately he has gone completely nuts. Thank God he has, so that millions of people can see how truly evil Scientology is!! Thank you, Tom Cruise, for drawing attention to the truth of an evil Cult of Greed!! I just hope their heavily armed weapons center in Gilman Hot Springs, CA doesn't turn into another Waco, TX!!)

Okay, the white coats are here, so I gotta go...

Katie H. ;)
Beverly Hills, CA USA

7:47 AM  
Anonymous Funo said...

Now you are famous too, and we can talk about you. Are you heading for a divorce?

It is nice that you have time to put the little pretty stones together in a patterns. I is nice that you are so slender after having 3 kids. Do you eat salad? And do you think of the people that pull it out of the ground? They may have fears about homelessness. Ponytail look great on young men, once we mature it is a diffent matter. OK so this is a tast of what it feels to be famous. We can talk about you. My suggestion is rather to talk about why America is no longer a democracy. It may be that so many are satisfied with gossip, sports , and superficial entertainment.

7:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the way I see it they made a choice for people to look into their lives when they went onto the public eye. you yourself i am sure dont air everything in public. we teach our children to behave in public by saying you no better than to do that. How can we teach our children that marrige is sacred if the people they tend to idolize behave like they do in public. I hope my children never really care what these people do. I like them as actors but I think that people put alittle to much stock in them

7:57 AM  
Anonymous Nick said...

America never was a democracy....it's always been a republic.

BTW, I think the article was great :)

8:03 AM  
Anonymous Angelina (not THAT one) said...

To Anonymous:

I chose not to read your entire post also because I couldn't get beyond this one glaring problem:

Just because WordGirl has a different opinion than you do, she is ignorant and doesn't know any strong women/isn't a strong woman herself?

Now THAT shows YOUR ignorance.

8:08 AM  
Anonymous Angelina (not THAT one) said...

Oops, sorry. That was to cutesmilez. I've been up too long or drinking too much coffee. lol

8:12 AM  
Anonymous Diddler said...

Haha, best celebrity sarcasm I have read in a while.

Man Juice, is that a new energy drink? Mmmmm, so creamy and smooth and virile...

8:16 AM  
Anonymous Funo said...

Hi Nick,
Good so we are a Republic; then why are we teaching other countries abour democracy?

8:22 AM  
Blogger centraltexas said...

just wanted to say great insight wordgirl from texas. tom it seems wants the person he is with to jump into his sciencetology beliefs or else. i even read somewhere that he wants katie to drop her given name to just kate cause its the way its spelled in sciencetology. cant imagine me meeting someone and wanting to change every thing about them. if i was her parents who raised, named her and furnished her with christian bliefs, tom crusie would be the most disliked future son in law that ever lived. what a jerk.

8:24 AM  
Blogger centraltexas said...

oh i almost forgot that i lost all respect for tom when he came down hard on brooke shieldes for taking medication for her depression (after birth of child), which alot of women can go thru. who is he to judge anyone after his behavior with kaite. the tabloids love this drama stuff, sales lots of there bs magazines. the saddest thought about all this that kaite will most likely will come to her senses eventually. but there will be another young lady ready to fall into tom's self obsorbed world. i think tom should have been slapped a few more times at birth.

8:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is all sooooo funny.
No way in this world will either of these two couples stay together in the long run.
Why have neither of them married before the births of the children?
Probably because they don't intend too.
What an example to today's youth.
:(
I am sad for ALL of the children in these situations.

9:17 AM  
Anonymous minzo said...

The difference between the 2 couples:

Tom bought Kat. Plain and simple. The age difference, the career difference, the "job first" mentality all spell "Katie is a Prop for a great publicity stunt".

Angelina on the other hand is using Brad for her publicity stunt. Can't tell if she meant to get pregnant, but is having fun playing the homewrecker.

Katie will probably grab the money and run eventually. But I doubt Brad is as bright. He'll have to be kicked out.

9:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you're all stupid. especially cutzsmilez.

How in the hell did I wonder onto this site?

Is this the only life you have? You seem to know alot about Brad and Angelina. Either you're their friggen best friend or your a pathetic stalker. I choose the later.

Get your nose out of US magazine and get a hobby. We aren't interested at how strong you are and how you speak when you see an injustice.

I am at work and we are laughing at you. You are so sad. We loved the part where you told us what a wonderful person Angelina is...ha ha ha!! Like you know her. You pick up a lot from your trash mags.

You REALLY need to get laid. If I had to guess, I'd say you weigh 250 lbs, had twinkies for breakfast and the only touch of a man you've known was just out of high school. The auto mechanic at the local Exxon knocked you up and you're still pissed about it.

Put down the Ho Ho, throw away your latest issue of People magazine, wash Jr's face and grab hold of your life.

You don't know thewse people and they don't care what you think.

9:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The U.S. is officially a democratic republic, meaning that citizens vote through elected representatives rather than directly on every issue - still a form of democracy...

9:36 AM  
Anonymous H-Bob said...

So I love Angelina and Jennifer both and am able to look at this whole thing with an open mind...I do not blame Angie for the break up of their marriage, now before I get blasted let me explain why...Jenn made a smart career move that probably sent their marriage over the edge...Jenn told Oprah in an interview before the last "Friends" show that she and Brad would have kids in the next year but she was smart enough to make a ton of movies, while she was still hot, which is what she is doing while this whole controversy is going on, in order to make a lot of money...Now it is NO secret that Brad wanted a family...Since Angie is a good mother and takes her kids with her everywhere, Maddie was on the set of "Mr and Mrs Smith"....So Brad fell in love with the kid....So Brad I'm sure started pressuring Jenn to have a baby and this led to many fights that eventually ended the marriage, probably long before it went public with JENN filing, hence the adultery rumors....now, Angie did get pregnant in late August or early Sept, 6 or 7 months after this split was publicized and right before the divorce was final but Brad and Jenn were already legally and publicly separated...So does this make Angelina a home wrecker or Brad just plain dissatisfied with life and looking for an instant family...I do not think any ONE person is to blame and I think Angie is the least guilty...Besides, I like Jenn better with Vince anyway and she seems much more happy and relaxed since they got together!!...But if their is ONE person you have to blame, talk to Brad, he is the one that owed Jenn not Angie...Just leave them alone for goodness sakes and pray they stay together and make a happy family for those beautiful children so we aren't talking about them in 15 years....Ok so TomKat is a really scary situation from the outside looking in, I agree Tom is going a little "manic" and Katie is beginning to look like an abused woman does, and now this beautiful little girl is stuck in the middle and may not get the medical attention she may need because of the twisted views of her father, which are not necessarily the views of Scientology...Do I like Scientology no because I am a Christian and believe Jesus is the Way and the Light to a happier life with God...But to each his own...NOW! Yes it is horrible how ALL of Hollywood is sleeping around and doing dirt and it is being shoved down our throats and how funny that all of us cares enough to write about it and how much funnier it is to being ARGUING and ATTACKING each other about it...Yes, you would be talking about the neighbors but over half of us would either have a friend or be the friend that this woman talks to in order to spread the latest to all of our friends......So, I say again I will pray for these people and the children so that their lives will be full and happy whatever that means for each individual!!

Thanks for letting me insert my two cents..

10:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BRILLIANT! I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE ABOUT TOM VS. BRAD, AND THE FACT THAT THOSE TWO "RELATIONSHIPS" WON'T LAST ANOTHER TWO YEARS. Angelina will chew him up and spit him out. Katie Holmes needs to take a lesson or two from her, so she can grow a spine (and brain).

Now.... If Jennifer Aniston gets pregnant with that drunk, Vince Vaughn, I'm throwing her in the category of whackos right alongside her ex-husband.

I used to adore Brad. Now he's so whipped, he can't see the wood for the African trees.

10:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To H-bob


Well Said!!!

10:30 AM  
Anonymous amy said...

wordgirl, I thought your post was incredibly sharp and funny...

cutesmilez obviously was absent the day *sense of humor* was given out! Go renew your passport sweetie...see if you can hop the next flight to Namibia so you can hang with Brangelina since you're so into them...

10:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's see...
Billybob left Laura (without telling her) for Jolie and Brad left Jen... But hey "ANGEL"ina is all innocence...To say nothing of the way Tom left Nicole...
Does anyone besides me feel like they are watching kids play house? Notice Jen and Nicole (and Laura too) have taken a long time to become seriously involved with someone else.It also appears that all of them got the better end of the bargain in their choice of men. One last thing, will someone please give Tom some medication and take the drugs away from Katie.

10:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Angelina chose Africa, in order to get away from Brad's family. First she tried Paris, remember? When his family announced that they would travel to France for the birth, she shopped around Germany, then settled on Africa.

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3700 people dead in Indonesia
thousands more injured. 12 foot tall fences separating families. A senate and a congress that pretend to enact laws while viciously snarling at each other. Katrina victims still wandering throughout the south looking for their "homes".

Ah but commentaries about Brad, Angelina, Tom and Kate feed the internet furnace...humorous but sad. It's no wonder school yard bullies remain king of the playground.

Leno, Letterman, US, People et al would have a tough time filling their programs and pages if there weren't enough quirky folks in the spot light to provide their fodder.

I'd much prefer to think that the birth of these children will better the world. That these new babies will enrich our society regardless of who their parents might be. Wouldn't it be fitting if one of these spotlight babies found the cure for cancer or devised an early warning system for earthquakes?

May the dreams of ALL parents for their children come true, regardless of what others may say about their paternity. Seems to me these babies are being judged by the action of their parents...what would people say about you if they judged you by your parents.

Oh well, gossip is a far stronger flame than truth and no one has ever been able to put it out...gossip on my friends, just beware the day the story is all about you!

10:59 AM  
Anonymous Elsa Silva said...

Cuteesmilez.
Your comments are so truth.
Just like You, I realize that all of this negative comments are made by people that are IGNORANT, JEALUS, and need to get a life.
Maybe start to learn more about what can they do to make this World a better place.Instead of wasting so much time throwing stones at others.
Misery loves company, and to make themselves look better they need to put others down.
Just remember, WE ALL HAVE HOMES WITH ROOFS MADE OF GLASS.
Congratulations Angelina & Brad :)

11:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Despite what you think of Tom, you got to hand it to him. He is man. And he is the one wearing the pants!

On the other hand, when is Brad gonna pull out that pretty pink dress? Why run after another man? Angelina? Come on..no real woman repects a man that runs after her like a puppy. Tell Brad to zip it up and get some B's. She likes the genes dripping with hot looking man juice but, she will dump him when she has produced the her boy to make the top ten list. Guaranteed!

11:08 AM  
Blogger centraltexas said...

to those who suggest that some of us need to get lives. if you had a life of your own why am i even seeing your blogs. yes these are comments about the two strangest couples in hollywood. if i were at a site where comments could be made about other things going on in the world such as the iraqi war, katrina etc, thats what you would see. plus i havent seen anyone says thing bad about the babies that were born. except they might need therapy by the age of 5 considering who there parents are. blah blah blah.

11:26 AM  
Anonymous csong said...

Damn! And I thought I was bored!!!! LMAO!

11:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As far as Tom and Katie, only Mr. Scientist knows what will happen. And yes, sadly, Tom is insane. With regard to Brad and Angelina, I simply believe in Karma. Maybe if Angelina leaves Brad, it will inspire him to phone his buddies he made in Tibet on shoot and plan a trip out there so that he can start scaling that Nirvana triangle. Maybe he will become a better person. Maybe I will win the Nobel prize. The best scenario I see is he will stop wearing mohawks. And by the way, what is it about him that everyone sees? I really don't see it at all. When he does the "quantum" or whatever it is with his poopybaby pout, it just makes me want to reach out and b***hslap him. I don't know why. Let's see. Hmm. Vince, witty, handsome, BEAUTIFUL, tall, masculine, or Brad, effeminate, definitely not manly, and actually borderline bimboesque, I vote for Vince. Maybe in a couple of years, Jennifer will be laughing at all of this. I surely hope so. It's not that either one is a better person, but I don't think anyone likes being dumped, especially for someone else. Thanks for your time. :)

11:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol your right about it all i think this is one og your best commentarys ever

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought that I was the only person in the world who noticed that Tom Cruise has only one front tooth...apparently he doesn't believe in orthodontists either!!

12:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

central texas...if AOL hadn't posted a link to this blog under Entertainment would it still exist?

"Entertainment"...humorous, lacking reality, absurd...yup fascination with the "stars" began with Euclid and Galileo...and look where it got us...I'll never get it...far too many interesting and provocative things living next door! No need to follow stars to Nambia or Cannes when my backyard is loaded with them!

12:06 PM  
Anonymous lemon drop said...

Ummm, people, how do we know that Brad&Angelina shacked up prior to his divorce? How do we know that they didn't wait until he told Jen. Also, it seemed that they were trying to work stuff out (him and Jen). You cannot help who you fall for. What's wrong with Angelina? Why hate on her? You can't "steal" a man if he doesn't want to be stolen. And it takes two to tango. We don't know anything about anybody for real. All we have is the speculation of vapid journalists and our own imaginations. This is all just so lame stuff. I wish everybody happiness.

12:26 PM  
Blogger Udere said...

First off CONGRATS to Brad and Angelina. How could she wreck a marriage that was falling apart to begin with? I personally do not like Aniston for I believe that shes's snutty -Vince's parents called her cold and yup snutty. Never thought Pitt and Aniston had that much in common. I like the changes in Pitt with causes thanks to Jolie and Clooney. On TomKat - can't stand him - too weird - Katie for pete sake - get a backbone!

12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why the hell do they call them "brangelina" instead of "bradgelina?" that sounds so much better.

12:55 PM  
Blogger Fama said...

Study the Goddess Fama from the Ancient Roman Gods: I think it is important to note what the "collective" in the form of these two couples represent, in a way they aspects of all of us. Our confusion, our lack of vision , our lack of commitment our love of money vs substance, real knowledge vs phoney plastic hype and I do mean literal Plastic Hype as they will be BUYING lots of it as they age Tom already has at least minor work. Even bagging Katie like some thro-back to the days the hunters bagged wild game and then hung the head so proudly on their walls. To brag is a form of continued refusing to grow up - meaning to be a wise elder. Instead Tom and cast are as inflated as they get with pompous abusive money they think they buy religion and enlightenment and to some sainthood. Only in America where phoney gods become golden idols and we worship the Tom's and the rest of them. What is it in them that we live out in ourselves? Our need for fame entittlement power real spiritual valules, because we are losing them all fast - The tomes and kates brads and angies are just our scapegoats we will send them out to the desert with our scorn, only to have their damn children return Apple Suri whatever those names mean? It is theater of the Profame!

12:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok guys...I think it's really nasty to speculate that Angelina will kick Brad to the curb...#1) You can say what you want about her past exploits...she's a good mom and a good person...even if Brad left someone else for her...that was HIS choice...If he wanted kids and Jenny didn't, then why can't he be happy...and Jen and Vince seem happy...so everybody's happy...why don't we all just get over bitchin about poor Jen gettin left...I'm sure she's no angel...I digress...back to the point...Why would Angelina leave a man who loves all of her kids as if their his own? She's not stupid...and that kind of love can melt a woman's heart and make her more soft toward him...And for you hen's to take away his manhood? You probably all fought or believe in women's lib, but dog her for seeming like the boss and him seeming submissive...maybe they actually LOVE each other enough to allow compromise....ever heard of a team? They seem like a good one. Leave them alone and stop being hens and cackling on about their lives....get your own...you all probably have enough of your own problems that you should face instead of speculating over theirs.

1:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Jennifer Aniston is a victim of her own selfish decisions. She put off motherhood because it might ruin 1) her figure, and 2) her big screen potential. She shouldn't blame Brad or Angelina for that.

2:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As anyone even thought for a second that Brad didn't want to be with Jennifer anymore? He is just a much guilty as "homewrecking" as Angelina is. Seems to me that him and Jennifer stopped trying to make a home for themselves awhile ago. How many of you have cheated on your significant others? Really people stop acting like your not human and your better than them.

2:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What craziness! What I think it all comes down to is that everyone in Hollywood are big rednecks and we find it all interesting because they're rich and well known. Put Brad and Tom in overalls, Angie and Kate in housedresses, stick 'em all in a trailer park and you'd have a thrilling episode of COPS.

2:43 PM  

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