Just a thought
Compare this with Tom Cruise's pathetic bid for attention (not to mention a hit movie...FOR A CHANGE!) by leaving his extremely pregnant
Not that it matters. I don't give either couple a snowball's chance in Hell of lasting another year or two (at the most), but I thought the contrast was worthy of a remark. Trust me on this. Jolie, who's playing the role of the man in this coupling, will give Pitt the heave-ho once she's finished draining him of his man-juice OR until she delivers her next child in a hut near the Arctic Circle while being midwifed by kindly Harp Seals. Katie Holmes will take a powder as soon as her drugs wear off and she can chew through the restraints.
You heard it here first.